Nak tanya sikit...

Selamat pagi....

Rindu lak nak membebel kat sini...

Last week cam nak xnak je kan post entri..

Maklumla...

Peringkat awal memBUYUNG ni

 Memang macam2 mood swing ada...

Kejap ok..jap x ok...

So baik aku BW je...

Tu pun larat nak berjalan kat tempat2 yang biasa aku pegi je..

Yang lain2 kene postpone dulu...

OK la..

Ni aku nak mintak tolong sikit...

Tolong la jawabkan sket kekonfiusan aku..

Aku dah try tanya ramai kawan2

Termasuk ngan En Dadi sendiri...

Tapi bila tanya reaksi mesti pelik2 aku dapat

Selalunya pandangan slack la...

X paham aku...

Jawapan x dapat2 gak...

Kalau sudi ble la tolong jawabkan ye..

Ni jujur nak tau kenapa...

Ok...

Nape kalau aku g kedai jual burger yang tepi2 jalan tu

Time aku mintak hotdog je, mesti bebudak jual burger tu gelak2

Sengih2 kat aku....

Y la...aku salah cakap ke...

Bila aku tanya diorang kata xde pape....

En Dadi kata..."Mami ni...Lucah la..."

Aik? nak makan pun....lucah mende la plak..

Apa la dosa Hotdog ni ek...

Kalau aku g Mekdi ke...A&W ke..

xde plak orang nak sengih2 ke or gelak2 kat aku...

Yang logik nya...

Mekdi xde hotdog..

So, memang la xde orang gelakkan aku kan...

Tapi A&W tu ok je...

Then lagi satu...

Ni terjadi masa aku pregnant Dak Boy dulu...

Selalu berkenan nak makan nasi lemak singgit...

Then time aku beli tu..

Aku perasan orang tu mesti senyum2 je kat aku..

Sebab aku comel sangat masa membuyung tu ke hape..

Aku pun conpius..

Dulu harga 50 sen je... skang mana dapat dah..hehe

Nape agaknya ek...

Sian 2 makanan tu jadi mangsa...

Sampai aku segan nak beli..

Selalu kalau teringin.

Aku bantai soh En Dadi je blikan...

Sebab ai dah malu u...

Kang ntah pape je kene senyuman bermakna..

Mental aku...!!

Sesapa tau????

P/S:Sib baik skang ni bantai teringin nak makan yang western2 jek...

So, x berapa ada masalah la...

Manisnya berBLOGGING...

Rasa teruja sangat...

walaupun sebenarnya teruja sejak semalam

Tapi x dapat menghapdate 

Sebab PC ni x izinkan...

Banyak hal la plak....

Tapi xpe..hari ni dah ok...

So...nak story sket..

1stly nak ucapkan ribuan terima kasih 

kepada..

Al-Lavendari

Sebab dia suka dengan entri 

ala2 bengang aku pada sorang blogger

Kalau sapa yang x tau..meh baca dulu kat sini...
Dia siap publish balik dalam entri dia...

Maybe benda tu biasa pada korang..
Tapi pada aku amat bermakna...
Maklumla sebagai blogger picisan..
Jarang2 orang baca dan ingat apa yang kita tulis..
Orang nak baca pun dah satu rahmat..
TQ anyway pada semua...

Satu hal lagi yang buat seronok berBLOGGING ni
Selain kita kenal ramai kawan2 baru..
Update tentang info2 baru..
Aku dah 2 kali dikejutkan
Oleh kawan2 lama aku

Err...xyah la tau nama sebenar dia...

Memang lama gila dah ni
Kalau ikan disimpan macam ni dah jadi pekasam dah..
Kawan aku zaman sekolah rendah dulu tau...

Al maklum..
Aku ni selalu kene tuka2 sekolah dulu..
Bukan sebab aku nakal ke apa..
Sebab ikut mak aku pindah keje yang jadi macam tu.....
Bukan senang aku nak ingat2 orang ni kalau x cukup unik...
Haha..

Sebab BLOG ni jugak aku jumpa kawan yang memang LOST
lama gila dah aku cari..
*ele..sebenarnya jenuh depa yang cari aku..
hehe

Kantoi lak main kaler2 dulu...hehe

Baru la otak sempit aku ni tau yang senang2 

je dia ble detect aku kalau google...

Pastu senang2 kata muka aku nampak lain...

Cis....tatau la lain tu lawa ke tak maksud dia...

Last jumpa darjah 6 kot..

Tapi takut gak kan...x privacy la idup aku pasni...

Kang ter'Glamer' secara x sengaja...hehe..

Padahal nak suka2 je jadi Blogger...

Kuar plak ayat perasan...Hehe
Jangan marah...!

P/s: Pasni xyah la guna Jejak Kasih dah...
Sume pakat cari kawan2
GF..BF..Laki..Bini ilang dalam Google je...
Lalala

X baik tau!!!!

Selamat bersiaran semua!!!!

Mintak maaf la lama x berasap...

Sejuk beku je blog aku ni...

Maklumla...

Bila banyak sangat masalahnya

Aku pun jadi x semangat nak mengUPDATE...

Dengan masalah Internetnya...

Jap elok, jap semput....

Masalah kesihatan mak buyung lagi....

Last2 mak Buyung rasa xde mood nak UPDATE pape..

Sebab nanti takut EMO je lebih..

Larat nak Blogwalking je....

Huhu

Namun begitu...

walaupun tenet still x OK,

Aku rasa macam dah lama lak aku menyepi..

Baiklah aku 'havoc2' sket

Sebelum aku dilupakan...hehe

Dah..xmau sembang panjang2..

Nak citer insiden yang ter'berlaku masa aku lunch kat KLCC tadi..

(cam berlagak je cakap g lunch kat KLCC...padahal makan kat fourtcourt je pun...muehehe)

Masa makan tu terpasang telinga la plak kat mamat2 sebelah meja

Bukan sebab diorang ensem sangat pun..

Sebab diorang punya perbualan je..

Siyes menjengkelkan...

dan buat aku rasa nak menghalakan LOYA tekak aku ni

Kat meja diorang..baru diorang rasa...

Geramkan aku je..

Cliche sangat kalau kata pompuan kuat ngumpat...

Aku dah banyak hang-out ngan lelaki..

lebih banyak daripada aku hang-out ngan perempuan...
Fakta perempuan suka mengumpat tu haruslah
Dibuat kajian semula....

Selama ni aku xde la amek port sangat...

Maknanya xle berapa heran sangat kalu diorang nak ngumpat ke hapa..

Tapi ntah pembawakan budak ke hapa..

Arini aku 'sakit telinga' plak dengar....

Lagi satu aku kesian jugak la ngan orang yang dingumpatkan tu...

Bukan sebab dia tu perempuan ke hapa...

X bersalah kot nak kutuk lebih2...

Macam ni kisahnya...

Sekumpulan mamat ni bila dah berkumpul reramai

Mesti la usha2 perempuan kan...

nak2 masa tu ramai orang......

Ada la sorang minah ni lalu...

Lawa la jugak...

Tapi xde la macam supermodel sangat...

Tapi sedang2 je..

Mamat A bersuara sket...kat salah sorangnya..

"Eh, tu tengok..yang pakai baju biru tu..

"Lawa gak tu...."

Si B lak cakap...

"Lawa ke...ele..Badan x cantik la aku tengok..."

"Tuuuut dia kecik je...x mantop..."

"Lagipun....bukan bole percaya pompuan skang"

"Nama je pkai tudung...."

"Ntah2 bawah dah koyak rabak..."

Sikit je mamat A tu cakap..

Tapi si B tu bukan main lagi

Aku rasa nak simbah je kuah kat kepala dia...

Nasib aku makan makanan x berkuah...

Kalau diikutkan, mamat B tu jauh panggang dari api pun nak digandingkan 

Ngan awek baju biru tu..
Salah apa awek tu terlalu depan diorang ntah..
Tetiba kena kaw2 macam tu...
Dia tatau pape pun...

Ntah hape2...

Kalau macam tu la pandangan general dia pada pompuan....

Macam mana dia pikir pasal mak ngan adik2 perempuan dia agaknya...

Pada aku, x perlulah

Nak cakap lebih2 selain apa yang ko nampak...

X suka, x berkenan dah la...

Apa hal cita pasal bawahan dan dalaman orang tu...

Padahal tu dah kira tuduh la kan...

Dia sendiri pun tatau....

Dahtu pandai je cakap orang..

Kalau stakat nak usha2
Badan ke...muka ke..
Tu aku paham sangat la..
dah namanya lelaki kan...
Tapi keperibadian bukan diukur dari segi
pemakaian dan paras rupa ok...

Ntah hape benda lagi diorang ngumpat..
Bergelak besau macam rimau jumpa KFC
Aku malas nak amek port..
Kang naluri keBUYONGan aku meningkat ..
Naya je kene sedas dua...

Aku cepat sudahkan makan dan pastu blah....

P/s: Aku xnak menyebelahi perempuan...
Namun aku membela insan yang teraniaya...
walaupun dalam hati...
Lalala...

Let Spread this!!!

Beware of the serial acid splasher in KL!

Last week another 5 innocent victims have been hurt by the acid thrown at them. So far 20 victims have been injured. All are women and girls except a male school teacher in 8 different incidents over the past 2 months! These crazy attacks happens right in the heart of KL. I wonder where are the cops? Maybe they are having their long tea break at some mamak stalls! Aren't our most advanced city is equipped with high resolution surveillance cameras? Or those money has been used to buy cheap 1.0 MP cameras and the rest has been channeled into someone's else pocket? Ok sorry...it's not the time to play the blame game.

We must track down this animal as soon as possible. One of the latest victims is a one-year-old helpless baby. See how insane this serial acid splasher is? Then another victim who was attacked last Friday suffered serious burns which could cause her to lose her eye. People lives are at risk here. 20 victims' future has been affected by this animal! All of us should work together to track down this animal before more innocent people are being harmed!

1. March 2 - Eight Year 4 and Year 6 pupils and a teacher of SK Bukit Bandaraya in Jalan Bangkung, Bangsar were splashed with a liquid by a motorcyclist clad in black.

2. March 24 - Two marketing executives were splashed with acid as they were walking along Jalan Tun Sambanthan at 5.30pm.

3. March 25 - A 25-year-old history teacher, on the way to school, was attacked near the back gate of a school in Jalan Sultan Abdul Samad at 7am.

4. March 26 - A Frenchman and his female companion became the 13th and 14th victims of a corrosive liquid-splashing attack by a motorcycle duo in Jalan Conlay about 3pm.

5. April 2 - In Jalan Mantin, Negri Sembilan, a 27-year-old woman and her 18-year-old niece were attacked by two men on a motorcycle 9pm.

6. May 6 - Two women were splashed with acid when a motorcyclist attacked them from behind in Jalan Pudu Lama at 9pm.

7. May 6 - Thirty minutes later, a lawyer in her 30s, was attacked near a parking lot in front of The Mall shopping centre in Jalan Putra.

8. May 7 - A woman and her one-year-old baby were standing in her house compound in Persiaran Titiwangsa when the splasher rode by and threw the liquid at them at 3pm.



This is how a Honda EX5 looks like.


All of us must be on our toes from now onwards. We must work hand-in-hand to track down this animal. This serial acid splasher is of dark complexion and he rides either a Honda EX5 or Yamaha bike with a basket in front. So you should be more careful when you see these 2 types of bike approaching you. If you are a woman, a girl....or well just about anyone who is staying in KL-you might want to follow the following guidelines here:

Always walk facing against the traffic: So that the serial acid splasher will not attack you from the back. Besides that by walking against the traffic you will have a better chance of avoiding anyone who looks suspicious to you.

Avoid walking by the side of the road: If possible don't walk at the side of the road at all if it is unnecessary. You will be exposed and make yourself easy target for this serial acid splasher. Walk near the building where there are crowded people.

Always bring along an umbrella: This might sound crazy...but I suggest that you bring along a huge umbrella with you. So whenever you see someone suspicious approaching you, immediately open that umbrella to shield yourself from any possible attack. Yes! Just open it even though it is not raining. Best of all use the umbrella all the time. Moreover your umbrella can be a potent weapon for you to defend yourself in dangerous situations.

Inform the police of any suspicious motorcyclist: Banking on our lazy and inefficient Malaysian police alone is not enough. So the moment you see anyone riding a bike with dark complexion and looks suspicious...immediately take down the number plate and inform the police to come over as soon as possible. Who knows? Your information might lead to the nabbing of this serial acid splasher!

Put on more clothes: I know the weather is scorching hot right now. But putting on an extra jacket or vest might buy you some time to escape the devastating acid if *touch wood* you are being splashed!

Don't go out at all: No matter where you go, try not to walk...at all. If possible don't even go out if you don't have any transport, preferably car. It doesn't matter if the sundry shop is only 50 metres away from your home...you don't want to risk being splashed with acid right? So ask your parents, husband or other family members to ferry you around if you can.

Use as much water as possible: Water is the best remedy to counter the corrosive acid. The moment someone is being splashed with acid (either it is you or other victims), pour as much water as possible onto the affected body parts especially the eyes. Keep on pouring a large amount of water to dilute the acid. Keep on doing this until the acid has been diluted and washed away. So I suggest all of us to bring a water bottle all the time.



We don't want this happen to our beloved ones right? :(


I really, really hope there will be no other innocent people being splashed with this corrosive liquid again. I am sure our police force will do justice to the lives that have been affected by this serial acid splasher in KL! If you happen to meet this heartless, cowardly serial acid splasher in his act, don't hesitate to alert the police or nab him. Remember if we don't do anything, this could happen to our beloved ones. We must track him down and kill him! Ok...sounds like I am a savage but I am sure you get what I mean! We Malaysians must work hand-in-hand to bring down this serial acid splasher in KL. He is an animal!

Lets spread this - and all do our part to track down this criminal!!!

Air..oh Air...

Wah....wah...

Dasatnya aku bercuti kan....

X reti2 nak hupdate blog agaknya...

Hehe

Jangan marah...

Akak kene jaga anak seminggu ni..

Tu pun ada buat keje part time lagi tau...

Maklumla..

Saje prepare poket cari duit lebih sket...

Mana xnya..nak cari duit sket punya susah...

Nka ngabihkan kojap yo!!!

Betul x???

Nak tau skang ni aku ada kat JB..

Saje sesambil kene jaga anak tu kene la 

sambil meminum ayaq...lalala

Jangan marah ha..

Akak ikut En Dadi g keje..

Sok balik le..

Bercakap tentang ayaq ni...

Ni la antara sebab2

Nape aku mmg jadi bz gila...

Tetiba ada anak pengguin lak

Xle nampak air langsung..

Memanjang je nak berendam..

Orang len dah kecut kaki tangan segala...

Dia nak hadap gak air tu

Maka terpaksa la den layan...

Korang pun layan la gambo2 tu ye...

Pahal gambo xde kene mengena ngan air ni.....

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CERITA berkisar di sebuah kem askar dimana seorang jeneral terhendap-hendap umpama nak skodeng anak dara mandi untuk menyiasat staff perempuannya yang dilaporkan menghasilkan karipap dengan cara yg agak menjijikkan. Setelah di intip, memang benar didapati staffnya itu membuat karipap dengan menggunakan set gigi palsunya sebagai acuan karipap. Lalu dgn tak semena-menanya disergah staff nya itu.jeneral : jenab, dah lama saya terima laporan ttg awak buat karipap ni. memang sah awak seorang pengotor....jenab : tuan baru tengok saya buat karipap..tuan belum tengok suami saya buat donat..( sambil menunding donat di atas meja yang berlubang di tengah ) ....agak-agak macamana suami dia buat donat,ye...


moral : jangan makan donat yang berlubang besar...

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Masalah dah SETTLE!!!

Hahaha...

Kene gelak besar

serta KUAT-KUAT!!!

Sebab masalah dah settle....

Dah tak payah susah2 hati lagi...

Dah boleh berBLOGing macam biasa...

Dari semalam susah hati...

Pikir macam mana nak buat...

Nasib kaedah cuba jaya menjadi.....

Bila dah settle

Semangat baru pun datang...

Jadi BLOG pun bertukar kulit sket...

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Bagi can la eh...

Sebenarnya x suka pun kale PINK ni...

ITAM suka la...

Maklum la..mak kan gothic sket...

*konon....

Maybe pembawakan budak kot...

Tetiba bleh tengok pink cam comey....

Padahal kalau dulu dah 

MUNTAH PINK bak kata PINKY MOMMA...

Selamat kembali kat diri sendiri

Ngan kawan2 sume

Sebab dah bleh membaca macam biasa....

Kalau x berpintal gak urat mata...

Macam aku dok buat dari semalam...

Dok tenung x puas ati kat skrin blog aku ni..

PK cemana la jadi cenggitu ye...

Nak nangis pun hado...

Syoh! Syoh! G jauh2...

Pasni jangan la jadi cenggini lagi....

Harap2 design baru ni x menyerabutkan mata

Kaum2 follower lelaki ye...

Bagi can la kat mak buyung ni nak ngada2 jap...

Okeh..makan time lagi...

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