Friday, August 19, 2011

Why I don't watch news and read newspaper anymore nowadays..


SITUASI SEBENAR : Seorang nenek pergi kedai beli ubi, tiba-tiba dilanggar beca lalu mati di tempat kejadian.


Buletin Utama - "Nenek meninggal dunia, pemandu beca dicari." 


Harian Metro - "Hangat! Nenek mati dengan ubi di tangan!" 


Utusan Malaysia - "Nenek mati dilanggar beca satu propaganda pembangkang?" 


Harakah - "Kami tiada beca." 


Malaysiakini - "Beca langgar lari bukti kerajaan makan rasuah." 


Obefiend - "Nenek meleis mati. Aku suka vodka." 


Twitter @NajibRazak - "Nenek sanggup mati kerana ubi, menunjukkan ubi 1Malaysia berkualiti dan digemari rakyat!" 


Blog Melayu Paranoid - "Keraguan sijil halal ubi mungkin punca nenek mati dilanggar beca." 


Ibrahim Ali - "Sampai bila kita nak tengok nenek-nenek Melayu mati dilanggar beca akibat ubi orang Cina dan India? Melayu perlu bangun menentang!" 


Pancaindera - "Kisah nenek dilanggar beca diabadikan dalam filem terbaru David Teo, Beca Gangster." 


Mastika - "Misteri penarik beca: Temubual eksklusif dengan hantu ubi." 


Samy Vellu - "Beca tak bayar tol dicari." 
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14 comments:

  1. ~SHiLA~August 19, 2011 at 11:15 AM

    hahaha.lawak²..mcm tajuk ade

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  2. PinKy MoMMaAugust 19, 2011 at 12:36 PM

    nenek dan beca menjadi tumpuan ni huhu..buat la citer nenek dan alphard ngeeee ;p

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  3. Einaz Shah Rizal ThomasAugust 19, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    HAHAHA COMEL JER ;D

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  4. Ain ZulaikhaAugust 19, 2011 at 11:28 PM

    lagi satu

    Ain Zulaikha : Ubi kehabisan, Nenek membunuh diri di langgar beca akibat kempunan

    hahahaha!

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  5. adieAugust 20, 2011 at 3:06 PM

    hehe..mmmg lawak & sarkastik. wpun dah baca dah kat blog obefiend itu hari tapi still lawak.hehe

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  6. Syazwan Che DeramanAugust 21, 2011 at 1:57 AM

    ape nenek buat dengan ubi tu?
    kompius guwa.
    hahahha
    lawak lawak!

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  7. penyisir rambutAugust 21, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    huahuahua....
    superb idea...tak penah ter pk....

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  8. Namee RoslanAugust 21, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    media suka exaggerate lebih2. kadang tajuk tu jadi kelakar padahal bend ani sedih kot. tak fikir sensitivity surrounding.

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  9. Namee RoslanAugust 21, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    by the way, came from 2 way interaction bloglist. :) salam kenal. saya namee. :)

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  10. Aty FaredAugust 22, 2011 at 1:48 PM

    satu cerite macam2 tajuk boleh di propaganda.. kalau hanye base satu tajuk berite.. mesti boleh salah paham kan..:)

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  11. UnknownAugust 22, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    hhahaha kelaka je!

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  12. AnonymousAugust 23, 2011 at 6:22 AM

    Hahahaa... Obefiend punya ni...

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  13. SuperHamzahAugust 23, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    kah kah kah...

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  14. Mrs NurulAugust 28, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    hihihihi mintak permission you ye ogoshh lawak laa entri ni..i copy entri u tauuu =) huhuhuhu lawak seh obifiend tu

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